Home Automations for the Grumpy Father
Your house keeps doing things that annoy you. Let's automate them away.
Your house is full of small daily annoyances. Lights left on, garage left open, kids on the tablet at midnight. Angry Dad automates them away — one ruthless Home Assistant automation at a time.
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This week's grievances
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The Garage Door Has Been Open for 17 Minutes, Geoffrey
Stop leaving the whole house open to the street like we run a museum.
Energy · easyNobody Lives in That Room
The light bill is not a participation trophy.
Kids · mediumThe Wi-Fi Goes to Bed When You Do
It's a school night. The router has opinions now.