The Automation Library

11 working automations. Each one kills a specific household annoyance. Copy the YAML, swap the entity IDs, get on with your life.

ADHD

Made for the brain that means well and forgets anyway. These lean on the house to carry the executive-function load — externalising time, remembering the meds, finding the keys, and just starting the task — so you don't have to white-knuckle it. The grumpy dad has ADHD too. These are his.

Take Your Tablets, You Absolute Genius

The reminder that won't quietly let it slide.

Time Is Not Real Until the Lamp Goes Red

Externalise time so it stops sneaking up on you.

Where Are the Bloody Keys (A Loving Inquiry)

Stop the daily ten-minute hunt that eats all your patience.

Body-Double in a Box

Starting is the wall. This is the run-up.

The Doorway Reads You Your Rights

Catch the working-memory gap right at the threshold.

Chores

The Dishwasher Is Done and I Will Not Be Telling You Again

No screen. No beep you'll ignore. A notification you can't.

Energy

Nobody Lives in That Room

The light bill is not a participation trophy.

Open Window? Heating Off.

We are not air-conditioning the entire suburb.

Kids

The Wi-Fi Goes to Bed When You Do

It's a school night. The router has opinions now.

Security

The Garage Door Has Been Open for 17 Minutes, Geoffrey

Stop leaving the whole house open to the street like we run a museum.

Last One Out Locks Up

I am not the building's caretaker. The building is.